Welcome to The Oil Lady website. We are your portal to bulk buying
heating fuel / kerosene, Gas oil and Diesel along with fuel additives at discounted prices. We manage syndicates nationwide and are able to provide a very competitive price year round. Membership to our managed buying group is free so please join us in saving money. We also are able to provide individual ordering and urgent deliveries.
Should you be interested, the name came about as I was consistently referred to as The Oil Lady and despite the rumour, the lady was not based on me although there is a slight resemblance to my mother!
DAILY PRICES - Friday 18th May 2018 (orders before 5pm)
Price increased from Thursday
ONE PRICE - ANY LOCATION*
CALL 0800 228 9140
Delivery within 10 working days** - SUPER LOW PRICE - so low we cannot publish it here but call 0800 228 9140 or email for details
Delivery within 5 working days** - 52.43ppl excl vat
URGENT order for delivery within 3 working days** (often next day) - 57.66ppl excl vat
If you are the coordinator for an oil buying syndicate/group and would like to receive a quote for your current order please call 0800 228 9140 to discuss the benefits of placing it with The Oil Lady, you will receive our best and lowest price first time without any need for negotiation.
Exocet cooking or premium heating oil additive provided at time of delivery 2ppl (excl VAT) added at time of delivery. If you would like to purchase additive seperately please contact us for details and benefits.
COOKER ADDITIVE - 200ml - £14.50 (treats 1000 litres of kero)
1 litre - £55 (treats 5000 litres of kero)
See http://fastexocet.co.uk/product/exocet-cooker/ for details
PREMIUM ADDITIVE - 200ml - £12.50 (treats 1000 litres of kero)
1 litre - £45 (treats 5000 litres of kero)
See http://fastexocet.co.uk/product/premium-heating-oil/ for details
If you are not a member and would like to join, please call 0800 228 9140 or complete a member form by clicking the link below, otherwise please email or call in your order.
* One price refers to kerosene only and indicates that there is no difference when ordering a lesser quantity as long as it is above the minimum of 500 litres. Any location is in respect to mainland England only.
DIESEL 109.84ppl excl vat
GAS OIL 63.42ppl excl vat
Please call 0800 228 9140 to place an order.
Complete a member form, just click on the button below, it's free to join. To order use the order form below. Please note that you must be a member to order. Please note that iPads and iPhones are not able to send these forms due to a safari compatibility issue, it is being investigated. Sorry for any inconvenience.
NEXT CLASS - September 2nd, 2016 - CANCELLED
We are hosting 6 computer classes at The Oil Lady office which will be free to the over 65's and unders only pay £10 per class. Why not sign up a relative who currently has a computer but doesnt use it much and take the mystery out of all this computer jargon. Obviously talk to them first to make sure they will attend...